"Today is tomorrow. It happened"

"Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today. "

"Hey, hey! Now, don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you."

Rita: Do you ever have déjà vu?
Phil: Didn't you just ask me that?

Did you see your shadow today?

I was going to tell you the only groundhog day joke I know, but I thought it was a little too irreverent for me to post. Just go watch Groundhog Day. You'll laugh plenty doing that. Can you believe that movie is 18 years old? I still love it though.