God's Best Invention

The other day I got an email from Caleb. Karen explained that Caleb was typing away on the computer while he was speaking. She'd grab the keyboard away from him and write what he had just said. This is how it turned out.

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"Nana I love you with all my heart. Thanks for saying a loggy time. And I know you love someone who loves you best. Love nana."

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"Love Nana means you love someone the best who never gives you a loggy clout."

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"Everyone knows you don't give a loggy clout sometimes. A loggy clout means you love someone the best. Like moms."

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I loved that email! Good job, Caleb.

Caleb is not the only grandchild who sends me email. Here is one from Agnes. Laura types while Agnes talks. It's funny, because Agnes doesn't talk this way when you're just talking to her, only when she's dictating. This is in response to an email I had sent to her. And just so you know, Agnes' sister is not here yet even though at first it sounds like she is.

Grandma, that was very great. I hope you will be nice to Grandpa Bud. Please enjoy the Wizard of Oz Party of Agnes. And Eliot and Olive Read. The Read Family. It's very fun to have a new sister. Please make everyone feel happy. If you don't get this email, please send me a letter. And hope that my birthday will be really real. And hope that my real one will be real, real, real, real real, real, real. I love you Grandma. Thanks for sending me this email. Enjoy your dinner. When will you eat dinner? Please respond back to me if you don't get this message. I am watching my favorite movie, which is the Wizard of Oz. This is Agnes' favorite movie that is written right beside. And this one is very good. Do you remember when your daughter watched it, Laura? And do you remember Karen? And Caleb? I hope they will be very good to Harley. I wonder why Karen has a dog. Doo. Do you know? Oooo. No. If you come to my party, Olive might be born. If you celebrate my party, it will be lots of fun. You know, probably when do you think I should get my hair cut? Do you think I could be 7 when I get it? Or 8? Is it true that I'll get it in these ages or no? Is it possible to get it in these ages or do you think I should get it in these ages for 10? Do you think I should get it when I'm 10. Why do you think Laura writes it very small? Is it true that she writes in this language or no? That is all.
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Grandchildren are God's best invention. Ooh, that sounds like a good quote for Julie to make into a plaque! Hey, Julie?