I hoped to post Halloween decoration pictures today, but they won't be up till tomorrow. Instead, because a couple of these made me laugh, perhaps they'll have the same effect on you.
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a-head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
18. (Sorry, censored...you'll have to read this one somewhere else. PK)
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
21. A backward poet writes in-verse.
22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects.
Anything? A laugh? A grin? A smirk??? Tough audience.
You can't really see it well, but it's got all my babies in there showing the different things we did this summer. 
This little collage is of Samuel's family at Wheeler Farm. I have 2 more frames to fill, and then I have to figure out how to hang them in my sewing room so they're cute.
Have you been watching conference? Just checking. Pay attention...there will be a test later.
I know you didn't, but just in case you forgot, today is your dad's birthday. Wish him a happy one from me, wouldja?
This morning we are driving to St. George for the Huntsman World Senior Games. Bud will be swimming starting on Wednesday, and until then we'll just be hanging around doing things that all the other old people in St. George do on a day-to-day basis (I don't currently know what that is, but when I find out, I'll let you know).
I think it had something to do with Little Miss Smileyface on his left. 
